Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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