i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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