Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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