Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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