Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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