This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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