Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I need to align my fucking chakras
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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