So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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