I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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