I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You're a waste of cheezeits
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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