There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.