My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
wanna go halves on a baby?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.