Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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