I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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