So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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