idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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