Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
im having a threesome with these popsicles
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So much Jack, so little girl.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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