ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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