so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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