just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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