Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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