her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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