It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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