ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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