oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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