hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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