I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
