I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The air taste purple.
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