Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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