her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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