I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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