dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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