I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So. Much. Porn.
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