we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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