Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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