You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You can't just leave with hair like that
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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