"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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