I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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