trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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