is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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