1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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