It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
