didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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