That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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