you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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