Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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