billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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