I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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