i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.