We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty