how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
my poor anus
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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