How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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