Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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