May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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