My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
How naked do you want me to be?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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