You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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