I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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