That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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