I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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